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This doesn't have to be you
Currently, we have reached the maximum amount of investors we are willing to serve. But have no fear; it’s not the end of the world!
We have some recommendations:
1. If you have less than five thousand dollars to invest, then we highly recommend you take matters into your own hands and invest the money yourself. We will help you along throughout the process with our wide array of helpful articles, and of course, don’t hesitate to leave a comment here and there and someone will be glad to answer any questions you may have!
2. If you have over five thousand dollars to invest or are certain that you would rather have someone more qualified and experienced invest your money, then send us a message explaining your circumstance and we will help you set something up.
Meanwhile, you can always join our waiting list, just leave your information in the Contact page and mention you want to sign up for the waiting list in the message or even leave a comment on this page!
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Oh dammit I was really hoping you guys weren’t full …put me up for the waiting list! lol
Sign me up
Looking at those returns alone, damn I’m putting all my money in this thing!
impressive returns,like the whole philosophy aspect of investing incorporated intho the site… will def make this site one of my daily haunts
I would like to join the investing group. Please put me on your waiting list
i would like to become a member.
I am certainly interested in being placed on the waiting list as one who finds it easy to buy stocks, but hard to sell a stock until I miss the apex and then the price falls too close to the buy price…or even worse!
To everyone: you have all been officially signed up on our waiting list, will inform you people when we have some open slots in this thing.
To Paul: I think this can help you out: http://www.bigfatmoneybags.com/blog/?p=946 (the trading course). What is your typical holding period?
I love your site, very funny. I love the crybaby kid. Keep up the good work. I would never consider using you for a financial advisor. Gd forbid I would become rich. You know what they say… more money, more worries. I am glad to have a goal of not being poor. May your candles spill wax on your tablecloth and not cause a fire.
Dear Michael, you sound like my rabbi…although he quickly changed his mind when I bought him a yacht